Even though we are overly obssesed & loyal to Robert, we have to give credit where it's due for our other Twilight boys....and DAMN Kellan is looking fucking HOT modeling for Calvin Klein.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Yummy! Kellan lookin HOT
"Details" sneak peak!
I was doing my daily stroll through Twitter land to find anything new on Robert & had to go change my panties when I saw this picture. Its a photo from "Details" photo shoot & he is looking all kinds of HOT! I love the old Hollywood look, those fuck me eyes, hair slicked back, shirt un-buttoned, pouty lips, fdakljfieaf....argh! I can't wait to see the rest of the pictures! Rob's new photoshoot will be in March issue of "Details" magazine out February 23rd.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Little E Pics
We love Edward Cullen, Twilight, & Robert Pattinson. We love putting ourselves in awkward situations by taking pictures of Little E in funny places praying people don't walk by...and then they do...and it ends up being someone we know. We love reading Teeny Bop magazines at the grocery store & having a friend from high school come up & look at you & then the magazine (N.Cullen will explain that later..yes it happened to her). This is what we do now, we think it's hiliarious & we thought you would too. So here are some pics we've taken with our coveted Little E. Do you have any pictures you'd like to share with your Little E? Send them to us, we'd LOVE to see 'em! Cullenfreaks@hotmail.com
*He was looking a little pale so we went tanning
*Little E goes to lunch w/ us EVERY DAY
*Eating peanuts at Logan's
*Want some meat?
*Notice big dude in the back looking like WTF?!
*Twilight E, New Moon E, Rob mouse pad, Life size Edward cut out,
& couch we'd like to fuck him on. *Poof!*
*Panties Dropped*
*No need in fighting fellas, there's enough of us for all of you
Hubby & Little E
Ok, so N.Cullen & I have an Edward Cullen & everything Twilight obsession that we have oh so much fun with. We ventured over to Toys R Us on our lunch break to buy "Little E" Edward Cullen dolls, giggling all the way to the check-out hoping the girl at the register would think we were buying them for a friend, daughter, baby, anyone but ourselves & didn't think we were nut cases. That may have worked a little better if we would've said yes when she asked if we wanted a gift receipt, but instead we said no & watched as she gave us an "okkkkaaaayyyyy these are for you, huh?" look. You'd think we would be use to the "How fucking old are they?!", "Are they "special"?", and "There goes those Twilight freaks" looks after all of the situations we've been caught in with our Little E dolls (you'll hear more of that in the next post). So, we went back to work & had some fun taking pics of Little E in our boss' office with his racing trophies & emailing them to him while he was at lunch.
*Edward likes to race too
We always take our Little E's home so we don't miss out on a photo-op for the blog. I kept Little E safely put away in my purse & completely forgot about him when hubby asked for my keys to take my car to work the next morning. I still didn't think about him when I told him the keys were in my purse & to go get them because I was too lazy to get out of bed. By the time I heard hubby screaming my name at the top of his lungs & telling me to get in the kitchen now, I suddenly remembered where my sexy Little E was...and now so did hubby. SHIT! I didn't even wanna get out of bed, I just pretended like I didn't hear him while he screamed at me to get my ass in the kitchen & explain why there was an Edward Cullen look-a-like in my purse. Hey, at least it wasn't the Edward Cullen dildo...I sparkle! (Put in the fridge for the full Edward Cullen experience..I have that safely hid in my closet. Hehe!) I ran in the kitchen & he was just standing there with a scared, shocked, freaked out look on his face & said "What the fuck is this?!" I think he was more freaked out than mad, that he went to grab my keys & picked up a Twilight doll instead. Totally not expecting that. He said "I can not believe you bought a fucking Edward Cullen doll, you are a whacko! This obsession has gone way too far!" The whole time I just looked from Little E to hubby not knowing what to say & really wishing he would put him down before he did something to hurt him. (After watching Twilight & New Moon 123545123 times, reading the books 45115485614 times, getting Edward posters for my office at work, Edward pens, saving desktop pictures of him, & other various things, hubby had clearly thought that N. Cullen & myself had lost our minds.) So I text hubby explaining that we bought Little E for funny pictures for our blog (which he didn't know about until then..yay for telling on yourself!) & to play a joke on our boss & I sent him the picture that we took of Little E with his racing trophies with the caption "Edward likes to race, too!" Hubby just replied back, "You're a fucking dork!". So when he got home I wasn't sure what to expect when he came in & grabbed Little E, went to the bedroom, & locked the door. I thought he went in & was going to decapitate him or pull his arms off, so I went bagging on the door, "Give Edward back! You better not do anything to him or I'll kill you!" I then received a text message so went to check it out & found a picture of MY Little E next to hubby's dick with a message that said "I told you Edward was gay." Oh, forgot to mention that my MOM was there the entire time this was going on & when she saw me laughing at the text she wanted to see it...I had to politely explain what the picture was without showing her, which was even more embarrassing..luckily she found it funny. I mean how do you say that? Umm...mom hubby took my Edward Cullen doll in the bathroom & took a picture with him beside his dick? Isn't that nice? LOL We were all laughing so hard we were crying, it was the funniest thing EVER! I was glad he saw my Twilight obsession as a joke & we could laugh about it, but he was definitely getting pay back. I cleaned the house, made the bed, & I tucked Little E in hubby's spot in bed & pulled the covers up, so when hubby went to get in bed that night he almost fell through the wall getting away from him..LOL I said, "Edward missed you after what you did to him this afternoon." Was he really not expecting anything else from me? Now that me & N.Cullen have went out & back the Twilight Little E AND the Edward Cullen card board stand up (which we faithfully trade out every other day in each other's office so we can both get our daily eye fuck candy from Mr. Pattinson) I'm sure we'll have more stories like this so stay tuned!
M.Cullen
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